Corey, etc.

"There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be"

I’m Like, A Real Person Now WTF

My life has changed considerably recently! Kind of crazy, but all pretty awesome. Like the fact that I got a job as a part time receptionist. It’s at the same company that Andreas works at, so that’s pretty fun. I like it, I have like…responsibilities and shit. I KNOW, RIGHT?? It’s been so long…but I’m handling it so far.

I also got a car, which is pretty boss. It’s not new or anything, but it’s good and it was cheap and now I’m in debt. So that’s a fun time. The DMV was a bitch though, your guess is as good as mine why it cost 400 freakin dollars, and they’re so retarded that they can’t even make a license there, like in umm…EVERY STATE EVER. New York is such a failure, I am def. not living here my whole life.

car

This is my car, 2001 Ford Taurus. I think his name will be Kirby.

Thanksgiving was awesome, got to see my friends and family a lot and got to shop like crazy! But that was also when I was looking for a car, which was supremely the most stressful thing I have ever had to undergo in my life.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1 WAS AMAZINGGG

It’s going to snow all week here.

That’s all I wanted to say.

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Cupcake Adventure!

I found this recipe while browsing Reddit one day, and immediately bookmarked it for later use during the autumn season. What better time to make them than Halloween? My friend Daron provided an even more perfect occasion, with his birthday falling on October 29th. So I whipped up a batch, (that sounds a lot easier than it was) and documented my adventure as I went.

pumpkin pie mix

First, the pumpkin pie mix

The mini pies!

this was a freakin' workout to mix by hand

Then the cake batter

the cupcake part

Bottoms

and the pies on top, say whaaattttt??

Middles

well that was quick

All done baking, ready for icing

jealous? you're so jealous.

All done!

...and Personal

Up close

it's my retarded baby, k? i love it

And the inside. Not all of them were a little retarded like this, but they're all reeeaaallllly good.

In all it took about 3 hours. And since I mixed everything by hand, I ended up pretty sweaty and smelly, and had to take a shower for the second time that day. So my sweat literally probably is in these cupcakes. No blood or tears though. I think. And they’re still delish.

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Pumpkin 2010

Carved pumpkins a few nights ago with Alicia and Japh! Here’s mine. I’m happy with how it came out:

pumpkin

pumpkin

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Brett Farve’s (Such A) Dick

I won’t lie, guys. I haven’t written in a while, because the content of my life is as dry as a Saharan river basin, and frankly I felt that my blurg should reflect that. (I hate the word blog, so I now refer to this as a blurg. Deal with it.)

Well, there’s really no way to ease into this, so I’ll just put it out there: Brett Favre seems to be fucking up more than usual these days. And I’m not talking about only his performance on the field–this is some Paris Hilton-Lindsay Lohan shit goin’ on here. Allegedly, he’s been chasing around some Jets sports reporter chick, and not only decided that it was okay to leave [mildly] inappropriate voicemails on her phone, but also to send her [astronomically] inappropriate dick photos. There’s nothing yet that has proven that they’re his dick in the photos, but that’s the story. My God, can anyone fuck up more? Okay, I guess that shouldn’t really be coming from me, whose team has had their quarterback suspended for the first 4 games because of sexual harassment…at least Roethlisberger didn’t shoot himself in the leg, like freakin’ Burress.

…Wow, football players really suck sometimes. Why do they do such stupid shit? Seriously, leave it to the celebrities, I’m getting tired of this.

Anyway, without further ado, enjoy Brett Favre’s alleged dick.

EDIT: Okay. I watched the video, I saw the pictures–judge me if you want. But seriously? All I can say is, if this really is Favre’s junk…what were you trying to do, buddy? You get her number (kind of stalkerish if she wouldn’t give it to you herself, let’s be honest). You leave her voicemails (she’s obviously not answering on purpose. This is now pathetic, on top of creeper). Do you think unsolicited pictures of your tool are going to entice her? “She’s not answering my calls….I know what to do!!” It’s not even very impressive! Maybe there was more to this series of photos that aren’t included, but I would say that you’re not going to be changing anyone’s mind with these works of art. Also, even if it’s not you, people think it is. That means you’re getting publicity for this, which is kind of the worst thing possible. Good luck dealing with this…I hope they force you to retire now.

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Now That’s Just a Messed Up Rainbow.

I’ve been eating gummy bears lately. No no no, you don’t understand: I’ve been steadily chipping away at this massive amount of gummy bears that Andreas bought at World Market a few weeks ago. I don’t know how big the bag was, or how much it weighed or anything, I just know that it was huge, and ever since I realized that no amount of stuffing bears in my face would put a dent in it, it has become my Everest. I WILL defeat these gummy bears, damn it! With their smushy little faces and stubby little arms and legs taunting me from their mosh pit of color.

The container of gummy bears. When we started this was full, plus there was another smaller container.

This experience has given me the unusual opportunity to analyze the flavors of the different colored gummy bears, and provide an appropriate ranking system. Okay that’s not a very unusual opportunity, but the magnitude sure helps drill it into your head when you spend an inordinate amount of time trying to eat only yellow and orange gummy bears because they’re so gross and there are so many and you want only the other ones left because they’re so much better but the ratio of gross-to-not-gross gummy bears is not going down even a little bit! WTF??

Anyway, here is my verdict for rating gummy bears:

Red is the Best: As with most candy in the world, red is always the best. It’s the fruitiest and the most flavorful, and hands down just the most delicious.

In a big twist, Green is second: I usually don’t like green candy, but this green is solid. It must not be lime, cause lime is nas-tay. Kiwi is a good candidate, but we may never know. Either way, good on ya, bear.

Clear is in the middle: I won’t lie, I don;t know what color this is supposed to be or not be. White? Clear? Colorless? Regardless, it’s pretty okay. Has some weirdness to the flavor, but still pretty good.

Then Orange: In keeping with candy tradition, citrus is lacking in the flavor department. Everyone knows what orange tastes like, so the simple fact that we’re not surprised gives Orange Bear its edge in not being dead last.

Yellow is last: Not surprising, given the history of the candy industry. Why do they always choose gross-ass lemon to flavor yellow candy? Like, okay, let’s look at this. There’s pineapple, there’s peach…well that may be it but it’s so much better than lemon! You doomed this bear forever.

I hope this has been helpful to inform you of what to expect when attacking a mountain of gummy bears.

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